9 Ways to Spot Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Cheats
To discover the secrets of the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 cheats, Bright Hub sent a crack team of scientists into the abyss that is online multiplayer. This is what they reported back from the edge of insanity.
Introduction - How to Spot Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Cheats
They are among us. They may even look like us, though with more acne. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 cheats, griefers and glitlches are everywhere and out to spoil your day. Fortunately for you, Bright Hub assembled a crack team of scientific boffins and locked them in a darkened room with nothing but LCD TVs, next-gen consoles and the mission to determine the defining characteristics of the Modern Warfare 2 cheat.
When they were finally released, and had stopped gibbering like demented monkeys, we got them to set down for eternity what constitutes a fully-paid up member of the MW2 idiots society. Of course, there are probably underlying reasons for their behaviour. Maybe they're unlucky in love. Maybe they're just misunderstood. Maybe Infinity Ward should have spent less time shoveling every Perk and Killstreak they could think of into the game, and more time patching up their netcode and broken geometry. But those are just excuses. We're all responsible for our actions. Especially if you're a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 cheat. You know who you are. And now, thanks to a group of scientists unfortunately driven into insanity, so do we.
They Are Sexual Athletes
Don't let that whiny, high-pitched voice you hear coming through your headset fool you. Despite measuring their penis size in headshots, Modern Warfare 2 cheats, glitlches and griefers are all love machines on a scale that would make Prince look an inhibited prude. Just ask your Mama. And your sister. And the family pet, probably.
They Possess Psychic Powers
They know your deepest, darkest secret. They can see deep into the recesses of your mind. You could be further in the closet than certain Hollywood personages, but they know. You could be a happily married father of two who has never realized for a moment what you are, but they know. And they will tell everyone who will listen. Constantly. With the word "LOL" in there a lot for some reason.
The Military of Silly Walks
There's a reason Infinity Ward made the Marathon+Lightweight Perk combo animation look like an Irritable Bowel Syndrome sufferer after a vindaloo. It's so you know who to avoid like the plague on Xbox Live in the future.
Unpronounceable Names R Kool
Easy one this. For some reason, Modern Warfare 2 cheaters appear to believe that having a Gamertag like "L33TGangstaSnipa97" makes them sound like some sort of hip hop killing machine, rather than a scrawny teenage inadequate from Backwards, Ohio. Still, makes muting them before the match even begins that much simpler.
They'll Teabag You at a Moment's Notice
But at least wait for your testicles to actually descend, boy, before trying to dunk that tiny thing on my forehead.
They Stick It to The Man
"Ha ha! Look at me, Activision! Look how I laugh at you as I hack, glitch and generally ruin the gaming experience for the majority of your product's customers! I'm a rebel! What's that, Mr. Kotick? You want how much for the Modern Warfare 2 Map Packs? Bargain! Here's all my pocket money!"
They Possess Elite Gaming Skills
The cheater possesses an almost zen understanding of Modern Warfare 2 secret spots. You wouldn't believe how much gaming skill it takes to hide in a rock in the middle of Afghan taking potshots at those who are actually, you know, playing the game. Suckers!
They Are Everywhere
Activision recently announced they have sold over 20 million copies of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Remember the dictum about how 99 people out of 100 are irritating idiots? Do the math. The inmates have long since taken over this particular asylum.
They are Better than Me at Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
And for that I can never forgive them. Not that I'm bitter or anything.